Displaying exemplary effort, Obama has scrounged through the budget and found $100 million in savings for the American taxpayer--just as he promised he would do.
Of course, with a projected 2010 budget of $3.5 trillion, this savings is the equivalent of a family living on $35,000 saving $1.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Can you imagine being in financial straights, calling your family members--from whom you've borrowed significant sums of money--jubilantly announcing to them that you are doing your part, by cutting back on buying the Sunday paper--for one day each year?
Watch this hilarious press briefing.